Cat Resolutions......

1. I will not flush the toilet when my human is in the shower.
2. As fast as I am, I must remember that I cannot outrun closed doors.
3. I will not lean over to drink out of the tub, fall in, and then run screaming into the box of clumping cat litter.
4. I will not back up and fall off of the porch just as my human is telling her friend how graceful I am.
5. I will not bite my human on the butt when she is sitting on the big white drinking bowl.
6. I will not complain that my butt is wet and that I am thirsy after sitting in my water dish.
7. I will not stick my paw into any container to see if there is something in it. If I do, I shall not hiss and scratch when my human has to shave me to get the rubber cement out of my fur.
8. When it rains, it will be raining on all sides of the house. It is not necessary to check every door.
9. I will not swat at my human's head repeatedly when she is in the living room trying to do sit ups.
10. I will not eat spider plants and hallucinate behind the toilet.
11. I will not drag the magnets off of the refrigerator and then bat them underneath it so they adhere to the underside.
12. I will not intrude on my human's candle-lit bubble bath and singe my butt.
13. I will no longer attempt to read my human's book or newspaper by sitting my butt down on it. I will no never grow eyes there no matter how hard I try.
14. If I sit in the sink when my human brushes her teeth, I will not get angry when she spits toothpaste on me.
15. If I MUST claw my human. I will not do it in such a way that the scars resemble a botched suicide attempt.

Guess Who........

Mama Lucie......

Leo

Snuzzle.....

"Snuzzle"....A snooze and a snuggle......

Things Cats Must Try to Remember.....

THINGS CATS MUST TRY TO REMEMBER.....


1. Screaming at the can of tuna will not make it open itself.

2. I should not assume that the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

3. If I put a live mouse in my food dish, I should not expect it to stay there until I get hungry.

4. The guinea pig likes to sleep once in awhile....I will not watch it constantly.

5. If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

6. Television and computer screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

7. The canned food is already dead. I do not need to kill it by swatting it all over the kitchen floor.

8. I am a carnivore. Potted plants are not meat.

9. I will never be able to walk on the ceiling and staring up the wall and screaming at it will not bring it any
closer.

10. The goldfish likes living in water and must be allowed to remain in it's bowl.

11. If my human wants to share her sandwich with me she will give me a piece. She will notice if I
start eating it from the other end.

12. The large dog in the backyard has lived there for six years. I will not freak out everytime I see it.

Foliage Faux Paux.......

Once again, here is more proof that I am destined to walk forever hand in hand with rotten luck......
(a fact that I have long since become accustomed to, but still find quite bothersome)
As some of you may be aware of, I just recently moved with my cache of cats, from a suburban apartment complex to a cute little house in the country (10 acres....about as country as it gets round here). This has provided a plethera of new and unusual ways for the kitties to amuse, terrify, gross out, piss off, and freak me out....a fact they dilligently remind me of on a daily basis. I have learned quite a bit this past month via their adventures....i.e.
Dawn gets oil off of kitten
Jif gets sap off of Monkey
Kitten does not like bath
Monkey can shred a rodent into 400 million pieces
Tiny frogs will hop in the house when it rains
Peacocks make an awful noise
The list goes on and on............
I have also learned a few things from the things I learned from their adventures....(did ya follow that??)
For example...Monkey's little tree sap mishap inspired me to do a bit of research on the types of plants that are toxic to cats. There are plenty of them, let me tell ya. Christmas is quite the hazardous holiday for the feline as poinsettias, mistletoe, and the tree itself can be toxic to them.....how festive.
I also discovered that two of the most toxic flowering plants...the Asian Lily and the Day Lily...
I recently planted in my front yard.
Woo Hoo yeah me.

Pinned......

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