Ok. Not a fun day.
Little Mr. Have-no-fear Peapod had an encounter with Mr. Penzoil somewhere during his morning romp with Monkey, and came home dripping with sticky black oil. This was a first for me. I have dealt with my share of curious cat catastrophes, but never had the pleasure of this fabulous toxic mess. First, I take a quick mental inventory of what I know...
1. He is an absolute mess.
2. He cannot go in the house in such condition....at least not without an escort.
3. He cannot be allowed to self-clean affected body parts.
4. I am going to have to give him a bath.
5. That means water.
6. I am going to need some band-aids.
That leaves me the unanswered questions.....
1. Where the hell did he get into oil?
2. How did Monkey the clutz manage to avoid this fate?
3. What the heck gets oil out of fur?
4. Do I have any band-aids?
So here I am at 9:00 in the morning, trying to keep this greasy little kitten off of the carpets as I google the best oil off fur cleaner.....a task which takes nearly 40 minutes due to the number of times I had to get up and
put his tongue back in his mouth. And the verdict??
Dawn.
Dawn dish soap....
I race to the kitchen and.....I have palmolive.
Damn.
I race next door to my sister's and......
Palmolive.
Damn!!
Palmolive it is going to have to be.....or not.
Though I managed to get the kitten's feet into the sudsy water before he nearly took off my arm, the Palmolive was no match for Mr. Penzoil. Hardly even put up a fight. Wimp.
Time to regroup....I now have a wet, pissed off, greasy, soapy kitten....three other cats looking at me in shock, fear, and disbelief.....seven rather nasty scratches on my arms (one of which will more than likely leave a scar), no more band-aids, a wet kitchen, 30-40 wet towels....and no Dawn.
To Wally World I go.
I secure the dawn, return to the still greasy but finally asleep kitten and......let him sleep.
Didn't have the heart to wake him.
He wakes up 1/2 hour later and it's time to put the dawn to the test.
And what did I learn from this little pop quiz?
Peapod does NOT like water.....not even a little bit.
Peapod can scream Very loud.
Peapod can get all 18 of his claws into one of my arms at the same time.
I should have bought band-aids.
1/2 of a cup of coffee is a lot of liquid when flung onto a wall.
The kitchen floor is VERY slippery when wet.
BUT
Amazingly enough, the .5 seconds that I managed to hold him in the sudsy water was enough for the Dawn to get over half the oil off of him.
Dawn is my hero.
This stuff is awesome.
I will never wash another cat (or dish) in anything else.
Yeah Dawn!!!
So.....Peapod is still a bit slick in spots, but I'm sure he will be fine.
I suspect he won't be sniffing around any oil pans anytime soon.
But I still have to find where Mr. Penzoil is residing.....the jerk.