Things Cats Must Try to Remember.....

THINGS CATS MUST TRY TO REMEMBER.....


1. Screaming at the can of tuna will not make it open itself.

2. I should not assume that the patio door is open when I race outside to chase leaves.

3. If I put a live mouse in my food dish, I should not expect it to stay there until I get hungry.

4. The guinea pig likes to sleep once in awhile....I will not watch it constantly.

5. If I bite the cactus, it will bite back.

6. Television and computer screens do not exist to backlight my lovely tail.

7. The canned food is already dead. I do not need to kill it by swatting it all over the kitchen floor.

8. I am a carnivore. Potted plants are not meat.

9. I will never be able to walk on the ceiling and staring up the wall and screaming at it will not bring it any
closer.

10. The goldfish likes living in water and must be allowed to remain in it's bowl.

11. If my human wants to share her sandwich with me she will give me a piece. She will notice if I
start eating it from the other end.

12. The large dog in the backyard has lived there for six years. I will not freak out everytime I see it.