Disturbing Myself....

Okay...I have just completed my first week as a non-smoker. Yep, I quit. Yeah Me.
Woo Hoo.
I'm a real treat to be around let me tell ya. Just a tad bit edgy, really.
Don't be afraid.
I won't bite...maybe.
Just got to love these damn nicotine patches though. I am starting to wonder if they are more addictive/harmful than the cigs were. They say you have very vivid dreams when using the patch....and by vivid I mean horribly-realistic-psyche-disturbing-Elm-Street-resident-type-nightmares.
Last nite I dreamt that I chopped off Lucie's tail with an ax.
Took three whacks.
I find this rather disturbing....I rather like Lucie's tail. It is not nearly as long as Monkey's, or as fluffy as Peapod's...but it is quite nice as far as tails go. And it has a wicked "thwack" when she gets pissed off.
I like the wicked thwack.
What an awful dream.
Very disturbing.
I think I'll stay up tonight.

Warning: May Cause Cavities.....

Is this too sweet or what????

Signs that your Cat is too Fat......

* Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.

*Confused guests always mistaking him for beanbag chair.

* Always lands on his spleen.

* Fifteen months gestation and still no kittens.

* No longer cleans himself unless coated in cheez whiz.

* Luxurious shiny black coat replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit.

* No longer safe to pick him up without a spotter.

* Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.

* He only catches the mice that get caught in his gravitational pull.

* Has more chins than lives.