Signs that your Cat is too Fat......

* Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.

*Confused guests always mistaking him for beanbag chair.

* Always lands on his spleen.

* Fifteen months gestation and still no kittens.

* No longer cleans himself unless coated in cheez whiz.

* Luxurious shiny black coat replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit.

* No longer safe to pick him up without a spotter.

* Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.

* He only catches the mice that get caught in his gravitational pull.

* Has more chins than lives.