Signs that your Cat is too Fat......
* Cat door retro-fitted with garage door opener.
*Confused guests always mistaking him for beanbag chair.
* Always lands on his spleen.
* Fifteen months gestation and still no kittens.
* No longer cleans himself unless coated in cheez whiz.
* Luxurious shiny black coat replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit.
* No longer safe to pick him up without a spotter.
* Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
* He only catches the mice that get caught in his gravitational pull.
* Has more chins than lives.
*Confused guests always mistaking him for beanbag chair.
* Always lands on his spleen.
* Fifteen months gestation and still no kittens.
* No longer cleans himself unless coated in cheez whiz.
* Luxurious shiny black coat replaced with mint green polyester pantsuit.
* No longer safe to pick him up without a spotter.
* Waits for the third bowl of food to get finicky.
* He only catches the mice that get caught in his gravitational pull.
* Has more chins than lives.
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