Monkey's Choose Jif.....

The "outside" has scored yet another victory against my cats...
First it was Peapod vs. Mr. Penzoil....a battle over before it had even begun....and
tonight we were witness to the match between Monkey and "Sir Sap."

With his super long legs and sleek muscular build, Monkey was the crowd favorite...the odds were super-stacked in his favor. Victory was within his grasp.
Early on is appeared as if Monkey would indeed, be declared the champ, but late in the fourth round "Sir Sap" threw an illegal punch (jerk) landing right between the front legs. The blow itself had little affect on our little champ, it was his attempt at removing the substance left by the blow that did him in.
"Sir Sap" is famous for the pungent sticky stuff he deposits on his opponents with each blow.
While uncomfortable to all, this substance is particularly hazardous to those of the fur persuasion, as they are compelled to remove it with their tongues.....a potential toxic disaster.
One lick of the stinky, sticky, crap stuck to his fur and that was it for Mr. Monkey.....he was down for the count.
"Sir Sap" was declared the winner and I rushed to aid our poor defeated champion....great, how the hell do you get sap out of cat fur???
Dawn perhaps???
Nope.....peanut butter.
Ever put peanut butter on your cat? Fun, let me tell ya....oodles of shits and giggles.
Then I got to "comb" the peanut buttery sap off of him as Peapod was trying desperately to get a taste.
Turns out both him and Monkey prefer Jif to Skippy ......not exactly sure how to interpret that but, it's got to mean something.

So, the score stands at:

My Cats: 0

"Outside": 2

I just hope it will be awhile before the next match.......