Feline Funnies......

POLITICALLY CORRECT TERMS FOR CAT OWNERS:

My cat does not break things.....she helps gravity do its job.

My cat is not a "shedding-machine".....he is a hair relocation artist.

My cat is not a bed hog......he is a mattress appreciator.

My cat is not a pest......he thinks he is attentive deprived.

My cat is not a ruthless hunter............he is a wildlife control expert.

My cat is not evil.......he is badness enhanced.

My cat is not a hydrophobic......he has an inability to appreciate moisture.

My cat is not lazy......he is motivationally challenged.