Pee-Pod
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...the following subject matter may be not be suitable for those having just returned from lunch....
Peapod (my 3 month old fuzzy-butt kitten) had a rather disgustingly amusing "accident" the other day....
Like all cats, he was born with the instinctive knowledge that humans should never be allowed to go to the bathroom unless accompanied by at least one cat....so, when he happened upon an unsupervised potty break and realized all of the big cats were outside, he felt it his duty to join me. With brave determination, and a look of naive curiousity, he rushed in, parked himself in the middle of the floor..... and stared.
And stared.....and stared.....and stared.
For the inexperienced cat owner, this can be an uncomfortable if not traumatic ritual.....but my years of exposure have enabled me to ignore their bothersome presence....a sort of "natural immunity" if you will.
So, paying little attention, I went about my business, stood up to flush the toilet.......and before I knew it,
little Peapod had jumped right in. Swoosh. Kerplunk. Didn't even touch the rim. A perfect shot.
Yuck.
And boy, the look he gave me.
Gross?? yeah, but he rinsed off easily enough and it was funny as hell.
...the following subject matter may be not be suitable for those having just returned from lunch....
Peapod (my 3 month old fuzzy-butt kitten) had a rather disgustingly amusing "accident" the other day....
Like all cats, he was born with the instinctive knowledge that humans should never be allowed to go to the bathroom unless accompanied by at least one cat....so, when he happened upon an unsupervised potty break and realized all of the big cats were outside, he felt it his duty to join me. With brave determination, and a look of naive curiousity, he rushed in, parked himself in the middle of the floor..... and stared.
And stared.....and stared.....and stared.
For the inexperienced cat owner, this can be an uncomfortable if not traumatic ritual.....but my years of exposure have enabled me to ignore their bothersome presence....a sort of "natural immunity" if you will.
So, paying little attention, I went about my business, stood up to flush the toilet.......and before I knew it,
little Peapod had jumped right in. Swoosh. Kerplunk. Didn't even touch the rim. A perfect shot.
Yuck.
And boy, the look he gave me.
Gross?? yeah, but he rinsed off easily enough and it was funny as hell.
posted by lucyfur at 10:45 AM
2 Comments:
Haaaaaaaa! I know exactly what you mean, except my two fuzz balls (whom I don't own anymore sadly) were timid enough not to jump in (although they peered in the toilet when a male would use it--bad idea kitty).
Well at least they would look before they leaped lol....of course, little Peapod completely avoids the bathroom now, and he checks the stability of any chair before he hops up in it so I guess he may have learned his lesson....
silly little devil.
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